Sunday, October 13, 2013

Ladies, let your man watch the game in peace...

Okay my good people, I'm back in this female dog.  Football season is in full bloom, like a precious flower waiting to be cultivated.  Across this great nation of ours: men gather in front of their big screen tv's, beer in hand, and chicken         wings sizzling in a deep fryer.  Our favorite teams take the field with a singular goal, to WIN.  We cheer, yell, and even scream at the tv during a close game.  Let me paint a Picaso for you.  Its's the 4th quater and your favorite team is down by 6.  A touchdown and extra point will win the game.  It's 4th and goal at the 5 yard line and your team is out of timeouts.  You're glued to the tv, when all of a sudden your woman comes in the living asking you arbitrary questions about last nights episode of Scandel.  This my friends is what we call a football vibe killer.  Luckily for me, my wife loves football, and will watch a game without killing my football vibe.  For some of my male brethren, this is not the case.  When will women learn that the particular game that their man is watching at that particular moment is the most important thing EVER???  Ok I'm being a bit facetious but seriously, 4th and goal is not the time to tell me what your best friend said about your other best friend on the phone.  Ladies, we men folk don't bother you while you're watching Project Runway.  We men let you ladies enjoy Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum in peace.  All we ask is the same courtesy in return. I garauntee you ladies a long and happy relationship if you let your man watch his sports without interruption. I had a girlfriend who let me watch the game uninterrupted.  That girlfriend just became my Wife. Hashtag, don't hate!!!!

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